What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

Hippopatomous!

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Wade's the father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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