- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

guess what chicken butt

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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