My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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