i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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asian drivers.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Ouch.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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