Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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