Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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anti jokes

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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