- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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