- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

A snake walks into a bar

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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