- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

monkey sponge

alston wang

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

fack me!

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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