- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

women outside of the kitchen

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

women's rights.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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