- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

women outside of the kitchen

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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