- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Cold camel scrotum.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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