Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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knock knock go away

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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