How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Gadaffi

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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