When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

What looks like a dick? A penis

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

This is not a joke.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

dislike this...please.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

the real mccoy

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Trolololollolololololololololololololol

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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