Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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The cow went moo

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What is the difference between a duck?

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Matt is not funny.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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no

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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