Shut the cork up!

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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YEAH THEY DO.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Where's my shotgun

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i like tits

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What is next?

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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