So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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