- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

the asian kid gets an F

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

You should never talk to strangers.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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