How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

I have no ideas.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

A horse cantered into a bar.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Gadaffi

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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