- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Good boy

Girls Basketball.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's wrong with woman Everything

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