You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

asian drivers.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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