why did the black guy die? cancer

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Chicken

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

The Barackness Monster

your a towel.

Your time.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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