What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Joe Biden

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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42

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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fkda

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Are you a human?

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Good boy

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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