whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What are we then hypocrites?

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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