- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What's up? The sky.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

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