- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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