A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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