- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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