A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Black People.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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