What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A Jew walks into a Furness

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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