ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Farts smell bad!

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Q

Dear crush, I want to drink you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What's worse than eating cows. Death

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...