- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Cleveland winning something

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Watch your lips.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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