- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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