What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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