- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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