- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Women's rights.

Nice weather we're having.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

don't look behind you

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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