Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Farts smell bad!

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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