Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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conrad profit

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Yo daddy!

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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