YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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what is big and white? the moon

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black people

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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