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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family