A jew go out of a bar

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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