Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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shea kisses a girl

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read this

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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