- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

I think everybody should have a penis.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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