- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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