- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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