- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What is green and slow Grass.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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