Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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civil rights

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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