- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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