- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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