- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Sir, your wife is dead

If you're happy and you know it get a life

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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