Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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poopy is poopy

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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