- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Your girlfriend.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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