Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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